I can volunteer and be back in time for "American Idol"

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Yahoo News: Iranians Sign Up to be Martyrs

In the above article, Iranians are coming forward in droves to volunteer for martyr attacks agains the west.

I believe it was Donald Rumsfeld who said it best: "if they're that desperate to be martyrs, we'll be happy to oblige them."

Amen, brother. Amen.