A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression?"
His friend scratches his head for a moment, then raises his hands and replies, "I give up!"
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Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
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Ad for a French rifle on sale at Ebay:
"Never been fired and it's been dropped only once."
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French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
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Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
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Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Jokes brought to you courtesy of Burn This Flag, A* H*le!
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