An American sailor put some message bottles into the ocean off Long Island. One of the bottles was found and then answered by a snooty Brit, a certain Mr. Henry Biggelsworth of Bournemouth, in Dorset County, England.
Here's what Henry said: "I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on the beach by Poole Harbour. While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed of oceanic currents, I have another name for it, 'litter'. You Americans don't seem to be happy unless you are mucking about somewhere."
Well, Mr. Bigglesworth. So sorry that the beaches and meadows of France are "littered" with the bones of dead American soldiers who saved your ungrateful, rotten-toothed, umbrella twirling, Union Jack butt-wiping ASS, not once but TWICE within the same century.
(source: CBS NEWS)
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