Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Gospel According to Jay.

A couple of observations from His Humourousness, Mr. Leno:

  • Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a warmonger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

  • An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.

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