More Frog Jokes.

Q: Where can you find 60 million French jokes?
A: In France.
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A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
"No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher.
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Q: Wy didn't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret.
Conan O'Brien
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Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
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Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue
of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: a "Mirage."
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Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
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Q: Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
A: So you can see their white flags better.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
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The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
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Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers.
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Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of a war, and America will win it for you.
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Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: Three white fleur-de-lys on a white background.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
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Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
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Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
one to turn tail and run.
one to roll over and play dead.
one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them -- One to screw in the bulb, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.
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Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
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Q: What color is the American flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the British flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the French flag?
A: White.
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Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
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Q: What did France used to be called?
A: Germany, and then we saved them.
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Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better
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vive la france!