Biff The MoonBat Slayer.

Some of you may have noticed the moonbat logo on the right side of this page, linked to "The Barking MoonBat" website. If you're not quite familiar with the term "moonbat," you may want to examine this page:

[ Urban Dictionary explains "MoonBat" ]

Inside the Mind of a Democrat

Excuses, Excuses.

Liberals claim that the Katrina mess was "not only created by the White House, but perpetuated by Bush's administration like some wild-ass Dr. Evil plan to wipe out blacks. (Way to go, guys...nothing like giving the nutjobs an audience!)"

"I hate it to break it to the rabid moonbats, but the truth is far less sinister...and it is far more frightening."

"The carnage, insanity and destruction that preceded and followed Hurricane Katrina's landfall was allowed to take root, fester, and spread like a cancer gone mad thanks entirely to the gross and depraved indifference, incompetence and mismanagement of the Democrat mayor of New Orleans and the Democrat governor of Louisiana. The evidence of this incompetence is many, varied and vast."

"Yet the anti-American Leftists go on blaming Bush for the problems associated with Katrina's aftermath...all the while as they excuse the rapists, murderers and looters of New Orleans as "angry taxpayers."

[quoted from http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/]

Democrat Mug Shots.

Journalists in the early twentieth century began to make a sport out of exposing the corruption and mis-demeanors of public officials. Ida Tarbell may perhaps be the matron saint of the genre, with her life-long crusade against Rockefeller and Standard Oil. This particular form of journalism became affectionately known as "muck-raking."

In the 1990's publisher Larry Flynt tossed his hat into the muck-raking melee by spending three million dollars (or so) on private investigators to dig up dirt on Republicans in Congress and the Senate. He compiled the results of his efforts and published them in a lengthy tome entitled "The Flynt Report" which was only slightly less dry and boring than reading The Congressional Record itself.

I noticed that Liberals and Democrats all over the web gleefully publish links to articles and web pages outlining the mis-deeds of any hapless Conservative who may have ended up in journalistic cross-hairs. One blog I visited had pages upon pages of links to articles about Republicans, as if its Liberal author had nothing better to do (just like me!) What about helping the homeless or raising money for pediatric AIDS research? What about waving signs with "make love, not war?" Nada. Just lots of muck-raking.

I figured "what the hey." I can do that too. Every so often from now on, I'll throw in some links to Democrat wrong-doings. If I can find mug shots, all the better. This week we'll start with Miami City Commissioner, Democrat Johnny Winton, and discuss the fight he got into with airport police. He even kicked an officer in the nads. Good going for the Liberal cause of "peace, love, and tolerance."

Luckily the officers managed to give a good old-fashioned "attitude adjustment" to his smug, robber-baron limousine-liberal face. Click on the mug shot below to find the news article and all the good details:

Good Ole Jay...

"In national news today the Chinese claim they have photos of the aliens being stored at Area-51. It seems they walked into the Veteran's Administration and found them on somebody's laptop...."
-- Jay Leno.

As Ye Sow, That Shall Ye Also Reap

Fire-arm designer Mikhail Kalashnikov now regrets having made the AK-47 assault rifle for the Soviets. The Russians and Chinese flooded the world with cheap copies until it has become the gun of choice for gangs and terrorists world-wide.

See the Yahoo! News article. [link]

One could arguably assert that the AK-47 has killed more people in the 20th century than the American atomic bomb dropped on Japan. The irony is that it required no expensive materials, support, or maintenance. A little bit of scrap metal and some wood are all that's needed to make it.

What does one expect when giving such a thing to a political system born in mass-genocide like communism was? In my opinion, he is shedding crocodile tears, too little too late.

Our Troops Are Betrayed.

In Recent days it came to light that personal information on millions of our service-people have been stolen in a burglary.

Here's the article on Yahoo News.

I want to support the Government's war on terror and all the overseas manuevres to bring peace to conflicted regions. The thing that really bothers me is the absolute, asinine stupidity in some branches of the Government (big surprise, right?)

Here we are pouring money into the NSA wiretapping of domestic phone and internet traffic, and then we let somebody just walk right in, nice as you please, and lift the personal data of millions of soldiers. This ranks right up there with the time someone stole portable hard drives from nuclear research facilities in Los Alamos.

Good God, what kind of chicken-!@$%*% rinky-dink fly by night security do we have in this country?

This episode is doubly bad, because in addition to the personal privacy issues where these soldiers are now vulnerable to economic crime, an enemy power would give anything to know who to spy on in the populace. With that list an enemy can tease out strategic nuggets like our command structure, troop sizes and movements, who worked intelligence positions, who to spy on to find out even more info, the works.

We're talking major blow to National Security.

Jimminie Christmas -- why do we even bother have an intelligence comunity at all? We have spies and scouts dying all over the world throughout our nation's history to protect our secrets and help our troops, and then we let some bozo walk right in and steal this stuff? Why don't we just walk up to China, and hand over to them every page of material we have stored in our Intelligence agencies, and be done with the hopeless pretense of security that we think we can depend on?

Like I said: I support our troops and I salute them. I thank all of them for the sacrifices that all of them make every day for the safety of my family. I absolutely despise weasel bureaucrats who sell our soldiers out with this kind of stupidity. Shame, shame, SHAME on them. One stupid bureaucrat is worth a hundred foreign spies.

Awesome.

I found this quote in a forum:

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 42 BC

Some More Late Night Humor.

"In what has become standard procedure in these kind of situations, police conducted a room-by-room search of the Capitol building. That's just what congressmen want to hear this week -- a knock at the door and it's the police. They were flushing bribe money down the toilet. Ted Kennedy was out on the ledge naked." --Jay Leno

"Mexican President Vicente Fox is in the United States this week. He said he came here so he could speak directly to the Mexican people one on one. ... In fact, he was in Sacramento yesterday addressing our lawmakers. And out of a force of habit, they gave him a driver's license." --Jay Leno

"Has anybody seen the Al Gore movie about global warming and the environment? Well, the Bush administration has seen it and they are very annoyed about the whole thing. As a matter of fact, earlier today, Dick Cheney shot a projectionist. ... One very dramatic scene in the Al Gore global warming movie is when a glacier melts and they find more Al Gore ballots from the election." --David Letterman

"The President of Mexico, Vicente Fox, is here in the United States for four days. Yea, that's how it starts. Four days, then four weeks and then four months. ... Actually when he arrived, he was greeted in the traditional manner. He was immediately offered a job at Wal-Mart." --Jay Leno

"We are very proud here in California. Highest gas prices in the nation are in San Diego at an average of $3.40 a gallon. This is especially tough on illegal immigrants. Do you know how hard it is to hide in the trunk of a hybrid car?" --Jay Leno

"At the end of last night's 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest announced that more than 63 million votes were cast, which is more than any president in U.S. history has ever received. ... In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke machine." --Conan O'Brien

"I guess Vicente Fox wanted to get here before we tighten the immigration laws. ... Even though President Fox has only been in the United States two days, today the INS said they have no way to find him." --Jay Leno

"As you may have heard, Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was caught on tape taking a $100,000 bribe and then the FBI found $90,000 in cash in his freezer. Jefferson said he didn't do anything wrong. He said he just fell in with the wrong crowd. You know, other congressmen." --Jay Leno

"Today the FBI searched Ted Kennedy's freezer -- found 90,000 frozen daiquiris." --Jay Leno

"The Federal Trade Commission said today they did not find any signs, no signs that the oil industry illegally manipulated gas prices. They also found no signs of steroid use in baseball, there was no gang activity in Los Angeles and Kenny Rogers had no plastic surgery whatsoever." --Jay Leno

"A New Jersey company has developed an inhaler they say increases sex drive in women. They say it stimulates the brain to make you want to have sex with your partner. It's an inhaler. You know what the means? One day on the campaign trail, Hillary may be able to claim she never inhaled either." --Jay Leno

"You know about this former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy? He's got a new gay memoir. ... I believe it's called the 'Versace Code.'" --David Letterman

"Osama bin Laden ... sent over another one of those videotapes -- chilling, chilling. In the videotape, he boasts that we will never find him or Jimmy Hoffa" --David Letterman

"President Bush met with the prime minister of Israel and the prime minister told Bush that he intends to defend Israel's borders. When he heard this, Bush said, 'You mean you have trouble with Mexicans, too?'" --Conan O'Brien

This is really unified in both parties. House Speaker Dennis Hastert ... has attacked the FBI for raiding the congressman's office, saying it was an abuse of power. Imagine the nerve of the FBI treating members of Congress like they are regular Americans. Can you imagine? If there's anything that people who make the laws hate is being treated like the people who have to follow the laws." --Jay Leno

"Today the Republicans said this raid may have violated protections for congressmen that are spelled out in the Constitution. The Constitution? All of a sudden they found a copy? Where was this when they were spying on our phone calls?" --Jay Leno

"Mexican President Vicente Fox arrived in the U.S. today. So, it's official. He's the last one. Turn out the lights. They are all here now." --Jay Leno

"The Senate has passed a resolution to make English the official language of the United States. Today President Bush said this is the 'goodest news' he's heard in a long time." --Jay Leno

"According to a recent poll, 84% of Americans approve of making English the official language. I'd be happy if they made English the official language of 7-11." --Jay Leno

In his new autobiography, former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy ... reveals that he used to cruise highway truck stops looking for gay sex. Say what you want to about the guy. How many candidates are willing to go out there and press the flesh like that? ... We have a copy of his new book right here. It's called, 'My Search for a Mandate.'" --Jay Leno

"This is a shocking statistic. One out of every 136 Americans are currently behind bars. Even more shocking -- one out of every three Kennedys is currently in a bar." --Jay Leno

"Vicente Fox, the president of Mexico, arrived in the United States today for a state visit. Unfortunately, Fox was caught at the border and sent back to Mexico." --Conan O'Brien

"The Federal Trade Commission has ruled that oil companies are not gouging customers. They say, technically, they're screwing customers." --David Letterman

"The Senate has passed a resolution to make English the official language of the United States. When asked if they approve of the resolution, 75% of the people in Los Angeles said, 'Si.'" --Jay Leno

"A lot of sleazy politicians in the news today. Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy has written a book where he says ... he used to cruise highway truck stops looking to have sex with gay truckers. How many times have we seen this? Just another government official screwing a consumer at the gas pump." --Jay Leno

"In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton ... said in her spare time what she likes to do is download iTunes. And, of course, we all know in his spare time, Bill likes to download interns." --David Letterman

Champion of Starving Workers.

Michael Moore is NOT an Imperialist pig.

He's a Communist one.

Hey Dixie Chyks, Here's *My* Free Speech!

Even The Lefties Cringe.

I found some interesting resources about the hypocrisy of Michael Moore. Here is a nice quote:

"It would be easy to denounce Moore as a hypocrite. Many conservatives denounce him as a leftist, when in fact the serious left, the thinking left, generally finds him appalling. He is the latest in the modern breed of Limosine Leftists -- individuals who, while personally they share the values of 19th century robber barons, find it flattering to adopt a thin veneer of leftism as a pose, in the same manner they pick a flattering hair style or gown. (A left-leaning critic of Moore summed up the situation very nicely: Moore's appeal lies in his giving wealthy, over-educated, whites an opportunity to laugh at working-class whites.)" [Courtesy of "Michael Moore Exposed!"]

There's even an entire directory of websites at Yahoo Search devoted to [ "Anti-Michael Moore." ]