Give 'Em Hell, George.

Here's why I say we should be happy to oblige Jihadi's that want to be martyrs.

"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his."
-- George S. Patton

I just love the guy!

I Just Got A New Driver's License!

My Definition of "Honor" is Different From Theirs.

Family members shot a 14 year old girl and left her for dead in a ditch. Luckily she survived.

The attempted murder is what they call "honor killing" in Islamic nations.

Where I come from, it's called HEATHEN BARBARISM. I really don't care if it's a tradition that's thousands of years old. Wrong is wrong, and time cannot change that.

Now, tell me again -- what exactly about Islam is "peaceful?"

Read the News Article here. [link]

Crummy Tin-Plate Governments, part two

In an earlier post I mentioned that global experts were concerned about mal-nutrition in third world nations. I pointed out that the majority of the nations on their worst list just happened to have governments that are either socialist/communist, or are non-christian religious extremist. I said we should get rid of those governments, and maybe then it would be easier to introduce better society to those nations.

Lately the U.N. is sounding a warning about civilians in Darfur dying by the thousands from starvation and malnutrition as a result of constant civil warfare. Guess what? One of the warring factions responsible for driving civilians out of their homes in "ethnic cleansing," is an ethnic group that -- you guessed it -- is religiously extreme. They are from a religion know for its global bloodthirst for destruction. They are Arabs.

To me, the solution is simple. GET RID OF THE ARABS, let the non-Arabs live in peace, and then they'll be able to lift themselves out of the religious Dark Ages, and join the rest of the world in the 21st century.

They're Depending On Us, Ya Know....

We have achieved Lenin's dream -- we have a "worker's paradise."

I'm a Marked Man, Now.

"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in their struggle for independence."

C. A. Beard

I can volunteer and be back in time for "American Idol"

[link]
Yahoo News: Iranians Sign Up to be Martyrs

In the above article, Iranians are coming forward in droves to volunteer for martyr attacks agains the west.

I believe it was Donald Rumsfeld who said it best: "if they're that desperate to be martyrs, we'll be happy to oblige them."

Amen, brother. Amen.

How Much More Proof Do We Need?

A citizen of Afghanistan chose to convert to Christianity.

The Afghan Government jailed him. They are going to put him on trial and then KILL him.

According to authorities: "Death is the punishment stipulated by Sharia, or Islamic law, for apostasy."

Who now is foolish enough to still believe that Islam is a religion of Peace?

[get full details from the article at Yahoo News.]

Iran Threatens "Harm and Pain" to the U.S.

Iran has threatened "harm and pain" to America if the U.N. Security Council decrees sanctions over the Iranian nuclear program, designed specifically to make weapons grade material. (See the news article here.)

How long, oh, how long are liberals and Democrats still going to keep whining about the so-called "Peace" of Islam? The religion was born in blood, and will forever terrorize with blood, yet we continue to doubt? How much more evidence do we need?

WORLDBANK article.

The World Bank issued a report recommending that third world countries should take steps to improve pre-natal and post natal nutrition, so the children have a better chance to survive disease and contribute to struggling economies.

Read the Yahoo! News article here. [link]

Wise advice, I'll admit. The thing that gets me, though, is that each of the countries they listed in the article had one of two types of government: socialist/communist, or NON-Christian religious extremist.

To be honest with you, I'm not surprised that these countries struggle with poverty. Maybe they should worry about getting rid of their worthless governments, instead of borrowing money from The World Bank. But then again, I'm not a Nobel Laureate economist like the ones who did the research, so what do I know?

The Gospel According to Jay.

A couple of observations from His Humourousness, Mr. Leno:

• Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a warmonger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.


• An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.

Bloody Armor, Part 2

In an earlier post, I gave a link to an article discussing how the Army demanded from a wounded soldier reimbursement for the armor that got bloody and cut when he was shot. Then I mentioned we should demand a refund from the U.N. for all the money we gave them that they squandered in corruption and scandal.

For those who think I'm a paranoid conspiracy monger about the U.N., here are the accusations straight from the horse's mouth, an American ambassador to the U.N.

John Bolton Blasts U.N. [link to Yahoo News]

Now, Really.....

"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. Hah! We couldn't even get O.J...." —Jay Leno

"The government released that tape of Osama bin Laden and if you watched it, you know Osama bin Laden is not only evil, but really, really boring. And could he be more guilty? Even O.J.'s going 'Come on, you know he did it.'" —Jay Leno

"An interim government has been set up in Afghanistan which includes two women, one of whom will be Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show her ankles to to get that job?" —Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin." —Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden has hired 10 look-alikes. Now, how hard up do you have to be before you take that job? There's no way to win! If Osama dies, you don't get paid. If you're found, you get killed." —Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them." —David Letterman

More Frog Jokes.

Q: Where can you find 60 million French jokes?
A: In France.
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A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
"No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher.
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Q: Wy didn't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret.
Conan O'Brien
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Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
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Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue
of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: a "Mirage."
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Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
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Q: Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
A: So you can see their white flags better.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
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The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
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Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers.
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Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of a war, and America will win it for you.
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Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: Three white fleur-de-lys on a white background.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
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Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
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Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
one to turn tail and run.
one to roll over and play dead.
one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them -- One to screw in the bulb, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.
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Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
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Q: What color is the American flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the British flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the French flag?
A: White.
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Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
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Q: What did France used to be called?
A: Germany, and then we saved them.
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Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better
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vive la france!

Gimme That Ole' Time, "Peaceful" Religion....

It seems that a cartoon, no more than ink and paper, is enough to send these people into childish tantrums. For crying out loud, grow the F* up. Get over it, morons.

[click image for news article]

Who's Laughing Now?

Years ago, liberals of all stripes laughed at populist Ross Perot, who warned of the dangers hidden in the N.A.F.T.A. treaty that was being signed.

Since then, we've seen business after business close up shop and "outsource" their labor to foreign countries, and American property rights being given away to foreign powers.

We've also seen government abuses listed in this article from The New Hampshire Gazette (a liberal paper, believe it or not.) It seems liberals have a short memory about things they actively endorsed only a few years ago.

Be My Politically Correct Valentine

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SoThere's this Whitehouse Intern, and Then....

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?

A: To get some dick in the White House,
the rest of us just voted!

[courtesy of http://www.joke-around.com]

The Right Way, The Wrong Way, and The Army Way.

Here's something that only "tax-n-spend" Democrats could think up.

The Army demanded repayment from a soldier for his bloodied armor after he was wounded.

Read the AOL News article here.

Now, if only we could demand repayment from the U.N. for all the dues we've been paying them, after they blew it all on corruption and graft in the Iraqi "Oil For Food Program."

Wo Unto You, Scribes, Pharisees, and Kennedys!

Old Mr. Ted, or "rosy-nose" as my buddy likes to call him, has taken a hard stance agains the war in Iraq, insisting on maintaining a moral high-ground.

It seems to me that Ted Kennedy doesn't have much room to talk about what's "right."

Why, you may ask? Click the link for full details about

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if anyone is in need of a reminder.