Biff The MoonBat Slayer.

Some of you may have noticed the moonbat logo on the right side of this page, linked to "The Barking MoonBat" website. If you're not quite familiar with the term "moonbat," you may want to examine this page:

[ Urban Dictionary explains "MoonBat" ]

Inside the Mind of a Democrat

Excuses, Excuses.

Liberals claim that the Katrina mess was "not only created by the White House, but perpetuated by Bush's administration like some wild-ass Dr. Evil plan to wipe out blacks. (Way to go, guys...nothing like giving the nutjobs an audience!)"

"I hate it to break it to the rabid moonbats, but the truth is far less sinister...and it is far more frightening."

"The carnage, insanity and destruction that preceded and followed Hurricane Katrina's landfall was allowed to take root, fester, and spread like a cancer gone mad thanks entirely to the gross and depraved indifference, incompetence and mismanagement of the Democrat mayor of New Orleans and the Democrat governor of Louisiana. The evidence of this incompetence is many, varied and vast."

"Yet the anti-American Leftists go on blaming Bush for the problems associated with Katrina's aftermath...all the while as they excuse the rapists, murderers and looters of New Orleans as "angry taxpayers."

[quoted from http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/]

Democrat Mug Shots.

Journalists in the early twentieth century began to make a sport out of exposing the corruption and mis-demeanors of public officials. Ida Tarbell may perhaps be the matron saint of the genre, with her life-long crusade against Rockefeller and Standard Oil. This particular form of journalism became affectionately known as "muck-raking."

In the 1990's publisher Larry Flynt tossed his hat into the muck-raking melee by spending three million dollars (or so) on private investigators to dig up dirt on Republicans in Congress and the Senate. He compiled the results of his efforts and published them in a lengthy tome entitled "The Flynt Report" which was only slightly less dry and boring than reading The Congressional Record itself.

I noticed that Liberals and Democrats all over the web gleefully publish links to articles and web pages outlining the mis-deeds of any hapless Conservative who may have ended up in journalistic cross-hairs. One blog I visited had pages upon pages of links to articles about Republicans, as if its Liberal author had nothing better to do (just like me!) What about helping the homeless or raising money for pediatric AIDS research? What about waving signs with "make love, not war?" Nada. Just lots of muck-raking.

I figured "what the hey." I can do that too. Every so often from now on, I'll throw in some links to Democrat wrong-doings. If I can find mug shots, all the better. This week we'll start with Miami City Commissioner, Democrat Johnny Winton, and discuss the fight he got into with airport police. He even kicked an officer in the nads. Good going for the Liberal cause of "peace, love, and tolerance."

Luckily the officers managed to give a good old-fashioned "attitude adjustment" to his smug, robber-baron limousine-liberal face. Click on the mug shot below to find the news article and all the good details:

Good Ole Jay...

"In national news today the Chinese claim they have photos of the aliens being stored at Area-51. It seems they walked into the Veteran's Administration and found them on somebody's laptop...."
-- Jay Leno.

As Ye Sow, That Shall Ye Also Reap

Fire-arm designer Mikhail Kalashnikov now regrets having made the AK-47 assault rifle for the Soviets. The Russians and Chinese flooded the world with cheap copies until it has become the gun of choice for gangs and terrorists world-wide.

See the Yahoo! News article. [link]

One could arguably assert that the AK-47 has killed more people in the 20th century than the American atomic bomb dropped on Japan. The irony is that it required no expensive materials, support, or maintenance. A little bit of scrap metal and some wood are all that's needed to make it.

What does one expect when giving such a thing to a political system born in mass-genocide like communism was? In my opinion, he is shedding crocodile tears, too little too late.

Our Troops Are Betrayed.

In Recent days it came to light that personal information on millions of our service-people have been stolen in a burglary.

Here's the article on Yahoo News.

I want to support the Government's war on terror and all the overseas manuevres to bring peace to conflicted regions. The thing that really bothers me is the absolute, asinine stupidity in some branches of the Government (big surprise, right?)

Here we are pouring money into the NSA wiretapping of domestic phone and internet traffic, and then we let somebody just walk right in, nice as you please, and lift the personal data of millions of soldiers. This ranks right up there with the time someone stole portable hard drives from nuclear research facilities in Los Alamos.

Good God, what kind of chicken-!@$%*% rinky-dink fly by night security do we have in this country?

This episode is doubly bad, because in addition to the personal privacy issues where these soldiers are now vulnerable to economic crime, an enemy power would give anything to know who to spy on in the populace. With that list an enemy can tease out strategic nuggets like our command structure, troop sizes and movements, who worked intelligence positions, who to spy on to find out even more info, the works.

We're talking major blow to National Security.

Jimminie Christmas -- why do we even bother have an intelligence comunity at all? We have spies and scouts dying all over the world throughout our nation's history to protect our secrets and help our troops, and then we let some bozo walk right in and steal this stuff? Why don't we just walk up to China, and hand over to them every page of material we have stored in our Intelligence agencies, and be done with the hopeless pretense of security that we think we can depend on?

Like I said: I support our troops and I salute them. I thank all of them for the sacrifices that all of them make every day for the safety of my family. I absolutely despise weasel bureaucrats who sell our soldiers out with this kind of stupidity. Shame, shame, SHAME on them. One stupid bureaucrat is worth a hundred foreign spies.

Awesome.

I found this quote in a forum:

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 42 BC

Some More Late Night Humor.

"In what has become standard procedure in these kind of situations, police conducted a room-by-room search of the Capitol building. That's just what congressmen want to hear this week -- a knock at the door and it's the police. They were flushing bribe money down the toilet. Ted Kennedy was out on the ledge naked." --Jay Leno

"Mexican President Vicente Fox is in the United States this week. He said he came here so he could speak directly to the Mexican people one on one. ... In fact, he was in Sacramento yesterday addressing our lawmakers. And out of a force of habit, they gave him a driver's license." --Jay Leno

"Has anybody seen the Al Gore movie about global warming and the environment? Well, the Bush administration has seen it and they are very annoyed about the whole thing. As a matter of fact, earlier today, Dick Cheney shot a projectionist. ... One very dramatic scene in the Al Gore global warming movie is when a glacier melts and they find more Al Gore ballots from the election." --David Letterman

"The President of Mexico, Vicente Fox, is here in the United States for four days. Yea, that's how it starts. Four days, then four weeks and then four months. ... Actually when he arrived, he was greeted in the traditional manner. He was immediately offered a job at Wal-Mart." --Jay Leno

"We are very proud here in California. Highest gas prices in the nation are in San Diego at an average of $3.40 a gallon. This is especially tough on illegal immigrants. Do you know how hard it is to hide in the trunk of a hybrid car?" --Jay Leno

"At the end of last night's 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest announced that more than 63 million votes were cast, which is more than any president in U.S. history has ever received. ... In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke machine." --Conan O'Brien

"I guess Vicente Fox wanted to get here before we tighten the immigration laws. ... Even though President Fox has only been in the United States two days, today the INS said they have no way to find him." --Jay Leno

"As you may have heard, Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was caught on tape taking a $100,000 bribe and then the FBI found $90,000 in cash in his freezer. Jefferson said he didn't do anything wrong. He said he just fell in with the wrong crowd. You know, other congressmen." --Jay Leno

"Today the FBI searched Ted Kennedy's freezer -- found 90,000 frozen daiquiris." --Jay Leno

"The Federal Trade Commission said today they did not find any signs, no signs that the oil industry illegally manipulated gas prices. They also found no signs of steroid use in baseball, there was no gang activity in Los Angeles and Kenny Rogers had no plastic surgery whatsoever." --Jay Leno

"A New Jersey company has developed an inhaler they say increases sex drive in women. They say it stimulates the brain to make you want to have sex with your partner. It's an inhaler. You know what the means? One day on the campaign trail, Hillary may be able to claim she never inhaled either." --Jay Leno

"You know about this former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy? He's got a new gay memoir. ... I believe it's called the 'Versace Code.'" --David Letterman

"Osama bin Laden ... sent over another one of those videotapes -- chilling, chilling. In the videotape, he boasts that we will never find him or Jimmy Hoffa" --David Letterman

"President Bush met with the prime minister of Israel and the prime minister told Bush that he intends to defend Israel's borders. When he heard this, Bush said, 'You mean you have trouble with Mexicans, too?'" --Conan O'Brien

This is really unified in both parties. House Speaker Dennis Hastert ... has attacked the FBI for raiding the congressman's office, saying it was an abuse of power. Imagine the nerve of the FBI treating members of Congress like they are regular Americans. Can you imagine? If there's anything that people who make the laws hate is being treated like the people who have to follow the laws." --Jay Leno

"Today the Republicans said this raid may have violated protections for congressmen that are spelled out in the Constitution. The Constitution? All of a sudden they found a copy? Where was this when they were spying on our phone calls?" --Jay Leno

"Mexican President Vicente Fox arrived in the U.S. today. So, it's official. He's the last one. Turn out the lights. They are all here now." --Jay Leno

"The Senate has passed a resolution to make English the official language of the United States. Today President Bush said this is the 'goodest news' he's heard in a long time." --Jay Leno

"According to a recent poll, 84% of Americans approve of making English the official language. I'd be happy if they made English the official language of 7-11." --Jay Leno

In his new autobiography, former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy ... reveals that he used to cruise highway truck stops looking for gay sex. Say what you want to about the guy. How many candidates are willing to go out there and press the flesh like that? ... We have a copy of his new book right here. It's called, 'My Search for a Mandate.'" --Jay Leno

"This is a shocking statistic. One out of every 136 Americans are currently behind bars. Even more shocking -- one out of every three Kennedys is currently in a bar." --Jay Leno

"Vicente Fox, the president of Mexico, arrived in the United States today for a state visit. Unfortunately, Fox was caught at the border and sent back to Mexico." --Conan O'Brien

"The Federal Trade Commission has ruled that oil companies are not gouging customers. They say, technically, they're screwing customers." --David Letterman

"The Senate has passed a resolution to make English the official language of the United States. When asked if they approve of the resolution, 75% of the people in Los Angeles said, 'Si.'" --Jay Leno

"A lot of sleazy politicians in the news today. Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy has written a book where he says ... he used to cruise highway truck stops looking to have sex with gay truckers. How many times have we seen this? Just another government official screwing a consumer at the gas pump." --Jay Leno

"In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton ... said in her spare time what she likes to do is download iTunes. And, of course, we all know in his spare time, Bill likes to download interns." --David Letterman

Champion of Starving Workers.

Michael Moore is NOT an Imperialist pig.

He's a Communist one.

Hey Dixie Chyks, Here's *My* Free Speech!

Even The Lefties Cringe.

I found some interesting resources about the hypocrisy of Michael Moore. Here is a nice quote:

"It would be easy to denounce Moore as a hypocrite. Many conservatives denounce him as a leftist, when in fact the serious left, the thinking left, generally finds him appalling. He is the latest in the modern breed of Limosine Leftists -- individuals who, while personally they share the values of 19th century robber barons, find it flattering to adopt a thin veneer of leftism as a pose, in the same manner they pick a flattering hair style or gown. (A left-leaning critic of Moore summed up the situation very nicely: Moore's appeal lies in his giving wealthy, over-educated, whites an opportunity to laugh at working-class whites.)" [Courtesy of "Michael Moore Exposed!"]

There's even an entire directory of websites at Yahoo Search devoted to [ "Anti-Michael Moore." ]

Mexican Voodoo, part 2

Earlier I posted a link to an article that discussed how the Iranians were hysterically paranoid about the Mexicans using Voodoo against them during the World Cup.

Today I found an article that talks about Mexicans using Voodoo dolls against their own phony, corrupt politicians. [ read it here. ]

Maybe we should try that against Liberals, Commies, Pinkos, and bleeding-heart big-mouth celebrities like Micheal Moore and the Dixie Chumps. I have just the website for that purpose [ get your voodoo dolls here. ]

Not to be outdone, some Hispanic politicians here in America are hassling each other about the practice, like this [ election in New Haven. ]

For the uninitiated, here's a [ brief primer on the subject ]from the Free Republic website, one of my favorite Conservative places on the web.

I did a Yahoo search with the terms "fidel castro voodoo." Got some interesting results.

Straight Guy against the Queer Eye.

By now most people are familiar with the term "Metrosexual," which is basically a Clinton-era renaming of the term "Sensitive New Age Guy."

Let me introduce you to the term "Retrosexual," which is basically a guy who relies on the time-tested true-blue characteristics of REAL manhood.

Here's a list of the requirements for a "Retrosexual." [link]

The Clinton Legacy, Part Two.

Um....I Choose This Lady.

Damage Left Behind.

Click the banner to see a website that details the misdeeds of Mr. Bill.

The Sincerest Form of Flattery.

It's been said that you know you're successful when you are often immitated.

The YottaMark company specializes in helping manufacturers differentiate their products from counterfeits. YottaMark keeps a regular blog [link] with articles describing incidents in the counterfeit industry around the world. When looking through the blog, I noticed that the CHINESE frequently pop up as culprits.

It makes me wonder. If communism is the great economic system that the Chinese have made it out to be, why are they continually trying to exploit Western markets with counterfeit merchandise? Can't their "workers paradise" produce better products on their own?

As to which economic system is the better one, the proof is in the pudding, I think.

Hippie Teachers.

Homeschoolers, here's another reason to keep your kids out of the public system.

A New Jersey High School held a mock trial where President Bush is charged with war crimes.
[read the article here.]

I seriously doubt any of those Pinko teachers are going to put Che Guevera, Pol Pot, or Chairman Mao on trial any time soon.

In Defense of Rush.

Whatever problems Rush may have had with prescriptions, at least he didn't drive a car off a bridge and drown a young girl.

Just for kicks and grins, I did a Yahoo! search with the terms "kennedy drunk," and came up with some hillarious results.

Try it and see. Try it with different search engines. It's good for a laugh.

Send 'Em a Brick

For all those people in Washington who don't understand what a secure border is, you can send them a BRICK:

http://www.send-a-brick.com/brick1.htm

Iron My Shirt, B*!

The odd guy way in the back has the right idea.

Late Night Humor

Observations from Mr. Leno:
-- The CIA has a new lead on the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden. They think he may be hiding out in an empty theater showing the movie, "Poseidon”.
-- President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes; which is pretty amazing when you consider that before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form of flattery.
-- Former President Bill Clinton has just signed another book deal. We have an advanced copy. Hand me that will you? (drop-in screen: book title, "The Five People You Meet Under My Desk”

From Mr. Letterman:
-- Hillary Clinton says that in her spare time she likes to download iTunes. We all know that in his spare time Bill likes to download interns.
-- The Tony nominations are out. The Oprah thing, "The Color Purple” has been nominated for 12 Tony’s. I’m thrilled, it’s nice to see something finally going Oprah’s way.
-- Speaking of Tony’s a new musical is opening up about Vice President Cheney. It’s called "Cheney Get Your Gun”.
-- Talk about an ordeal. Yesterday Senator Ted Kennedy was on an aircraft up here in the northeast and it was hit by lightning. They landed, luckily no one was hurt. But then he had to ride home from the airport with his son Patrick.

From Mr. Conan O'Brian:
-- The State of Texas is considering raising speed limits on some roads to 80 miles per hour. This is so illegals can get to work faster.
-- "A new study reveals that guests on daytime talk shows are predominantly female. Of course, most of them weren't born that way."

"Glass House," part two

It seems Spain is having troubles with Africans migrating to their shores illegally. [Click the photo for Yahoo News article.] The Spaniards are beefing up their border security. Do you think Spain will issue government documents in African languages? Do you think they'll make their schools teach in African languages? Don't hold your breath.

Latinos talk a big game for themselves on immigration, but when it comes to dealing with others, they're just as self-protective as we are.

Situational Journalism

Ever wonder why the so-called "fair" liberal media jumped all over Rush Limbaugh's drug problem like immigrants onto a hole in the fence, yet the Kennedys get a free pass for their long history of intoxication? Here's an article that examines the question:

The Woes and Trevails of "Slick Patrick." [link]

ENGLISH FIRST!

Here are some links to resources in the fight to preserve English as our public language:

English First dot.org
U.S.-English dot.org
Alpha Patriot.com
Pro English.org
Eagle Forum.org (English topic)

Of course, there is the usual contingent of Hispanics who say we should learn Spanish to adapt to them, because they're here and they vote.

Well, guess what? When was the last time the Mexican Government discussed the English needs of all the American and British expatriates who live and work in Mexico? Bet you can guess how many times that's happened.

The day Mexico publishes government documents in English will be the day I support American government documents in Spanish. In this case, that would be never.

Living In a "Glass House"

Mexican President Vincente Fox just loves to criticise the U.S. for the way we handle illegal immigrants and deportees. He does this to pander to his voters. It seems he has human rights problems in his own back yard.

Click on the image to read an article that shows more of his hypocrisy.

Problem Solved.

America finds herself faced with two quandaries:

1. New recruits are not coming forward for the military these days. Volunteer numbers are WAY down from previous years. Nobody wants to go fight in Iraq.
2. Record numbers of Mexican nationals are streaming across our borders illegally. Many of them are so desperate for work, they'll do jobs that Americans don't want to do.

Hmmmmm........Is it just me, or does there seem to be an obvious solution here? [wink]

This Guy is "Da Bomb!"

Click this link for a new, modern view of Mohammed.

Mohammed Image Archive

Be carefull, though. Your ISP might track your travels there and reveal you to the Taliban. [wink]

Mexican Soccer Voodoo!

Below is a link to an article that describes how the Iranians are afraid of Mexican Voodoo during this year's World Cup games in Germany.

Maybe we're fighting the war against terror with the wrong weapons. Maybe we should give the Taliban a couple of good doses from The Evil Eye! Yessir, that'll do the trick.

What morons.

[link] Great Allah! Mohammed's a Voodoo Doll!

COMPARATIVE RELIGION 101

KENNEDY brand Tonic Elixir!

'Nuff Said.

The Numbers Don't Lie

Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 0.1

Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2

Stupid Liberal Quotes

"You can't say you love your country and hate your government."
- Bill Clinton, 1995 (After the OKC bombing)

"A lot of wonderful people love their country and hate the military."
- Bill Clinton, 1969 (Letter to the National Guard)

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"I was embarrassed to wear it." -Sen. Diane Feinstein, D-CA, talking about her American flag pin, as quoted in the San Jose Mercury News. (Pfff! You weren't too emabarrassed to have your husband's company take millions of dollars in U.S. contracts to build Iraq though. Loser.)

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"A strict reading of the constitution would be a mistake"
--Al Gore 3/14/00

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FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

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"I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a really bad taste in my mouth." -- Monica Lewinsky

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Get Your Laws out of My Food.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'

Ronald Reagan
40th president of US (1911 - 2004)

Of course, most everyone is familiar with Bill Clinton's new anti-soda regulations in the schools. Our schools are floating in an ocean of drugs, and they're worried about soda pop. This is the latest in a long line of campaigning by liberal FOOD POLICE.

Can you picture it? All the "Al Capones" of the future are going to make money off of "speak-easies" that serve banned food like stuff with salt or butter, and of course soda pop. I'm going to make some soda pop in my bath-tub. Maybe I can join them and do some "soda-running" from Canada.

These people have nothing better to do than to use government force to control what I eat. A teen girl can abort a child in this country, but she can't have soda pop? A teen boy can join the military and be killed by enemy guns, but he can't have soda pop? What's up with that?

Create Your Own G.O.P. Website

G.O.P. dotcom has a feature where you can create a webspace for yourself, and use it to recruit and campaign for the cause. Check it out, RIGH HERE. [link]

Give 'Em Hell, George.

Here's why I say we should be happy to oblige Jihadi's that want to be martyrs.

"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his."
-- George S. Patton

I just love the guy!

I Just Got A New Driver's License!

My Definition of "Honor" is Different From Theirs.

Family members shot a 14 year old girl and left her for dead in a ditch. Luckily she survived.

The attempted murder is what they call "honor killing" in Islamic nations.

Where I come from, it's called HEATHEN BARBARISM. I really don't care if it's a tradition that's thousands of years old. Wrong is wrong, and time cannot change that.

Now, tell me again -- what exactly about Islam is "peaceful?"

Read the News Article here. [link]

Crummy Tin-Plate Governments, part two

In an earlier post I mentioned that global experts were concerned about mal-nutrition in third world nations. I pointed out that the majority of the nations on their worst list just happened to have governments that are either socialist/communist, or are non-christian religious extremist. I said we should get rid of those governments, and maybe then it would be easier to introduce better society to those nations.

Lately the U.N. is sounding a warning about civilians in Darfur dying by the thousands from starvation and malnutrition as a result of constant civil warfare. Guess what? One of the warring factions responsible for driving civilians out of their homes in "ethnic cleansing," is an ethnic group that -- you guessed it -- is religiously extreme. They are from a religion know for its global bloodthirst for destruction. They are Arabs.

To me, the solution is simple. GET RID OF THE ARABS, let the non-Arabs live in peace, and then they'll be able to lift themselves out of the religious Dark Ages, and join the rest of the world in the 21st century.

They're Depending On Us, Ya Know....

We have achieved Lenin's dream -- we have a "worker's paradise."

I'm a Marked Man, Now.

"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in their struggle for independence."

C. A. Beard

I can volunteer and be back in time for "American Idol"

[link]
Yahoo News: Iranians Sign Up to be Martyrs

In the above article, Iranians are coming forward in droves to volunteer for martyr attacks agains the west.

I believe it was Donald Rumsfeld who said it best: "if they're that desperate to be martyrs, we'll be happy to oblige them."

Amen, brother. Amen.

How Much More Proof Do We Need?

A citizen of Afghanistan chose to convert to Christianity.

The Afghan Government jailed him. They are going to put him on trial and then KILL him.

According to authorities: "Death is the punishment stipulated by Sharia, or Islamic law, for apostasy."

Who now is foolish enough to still believe that Islam is a religion of Peace?

[get full details from the article at Yahoo News.]

Iran Threatens "Harm and Pain" to the U.S.

Iran has threatened "harm and pain" to America if the U.N. Security Council decrees sanctions over the Iranian nuclear program, designed specifically to make weapons grade material. (See the news article here.)

How long, oh, how long are liberals and Democrats still going to keep whining about the so-called "Peace" of Islam? The religion was born in blood, and will forever terrorize with blood, yet we continue to doubt? How much more evidence do we need?

WORLDBANK article.

The World Bank issued a report recommending that third world countries should take steps to improve pre-natal and post natal nutrition, so the children have a better chance to survive disease and contribute to struggling economies.

Read the Yahoo! News article here. [link]

Wise advice, I'll admit. The thing that gets me, though, is that each of the countries they listed in the article had one of two types of government: socialist/communist, or NON-Christian religious extremist.

To be honest with you, I'm not surprised that these countries struggle with poverty. Maybe they should worry about getting rid of their worthless governments, instead of borrowing money from The World Bank. But then again, I'm not a Nobel Laureate economist like the ones who did the research, so what do I know?

The Gospel According to Jay.

A couple of observations from His Humourousness, Mr. Leno:

• Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a warmonger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.


• An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.

Bloody Armor, Part 2

In an earlier post, I gave a link to an article discussing how the Army demanded from a wounded soldier reimbursement for the armor that got bloody and cut when he was shot. Then I mentioned we should demand a refund from the U.N. for all the money we gave them that they squandered in corruption and scandal.

For those who think I'm a paranoid conspiracy monger about the U.N., here are the accusations straight from the horse's mouth, an American ambassador to the U.N.

John Bolton Blasts U.N. [link to Yahoo News]

Now, Really.....

"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. Hah! We couldn't even get O.J...." —Jay Leno

"The government released that tape of Osama bin Laden and if you watched it, you know Osama bin Laden is not only evil, but really, really boring. And could he be more guilty? Even O.J.'s going 'Come on, you know he did it.'" —Jay Leno

"An interim government has been set up in Afghanistan which includes two women, one of whom will be Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show her ankles to to get that job?" —Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin." —Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden has hired 10 look-alikes. Now, how hard up do you have to be before you take that job? There's no way to win! If Osama dies, you don't get paid. If you're found, you get killed." —Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them." —David Letterman

More Frog Jokes.

Q: Where can you find 60 million French jokes?
A: In France.
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A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
"No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher.
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Q: Wy didn't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret.
Conan O'Brien
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Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
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Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue
of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: a "Mirage."
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Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
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Q: Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
A: So you can see their white flags better.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
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The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
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Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers.
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Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of a war, and America will win it for you.
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Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: Three white fleur-de-lys on a white background.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
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Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
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Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
one to turn tail and run.
one to roll over and play dead.
one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them -- One to screw in the bulb, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.
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Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
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Q: What color is the American flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the British flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the French flag?
A: White.
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Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
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Q: What did France used to be called?
A: Germany, and then we saved them.
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Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better
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vive la france!

Gimme That Ole' Time, "Peaceful" Religion....

It seems that a cartoon, no more than ink and paper, is enough to send these people into childish tantrums. For crying out loud, grow the F* up. Get over it, morons.

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Who's Laughing Now?

Years ago, liberals of all stripes laughed at populist Ross Perot, who warned of the dangers hidden in the N.A.F.T.A. treaty that was being signed.

Since then, we've seen business after business close up shop and "outsource" their labor to foreign countries, and American property rights being given away to foreign powers.

We've also seen government abuses listed in this article from The New Hampshire Gazette (a liberal paper, believe it or not.) It seems liberals have a short memory about things they actively endorsed only a few years ago.

Be My Politically Correct Valentine

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SoThere's this Whitehouse Intern, and Then....

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?

A: To get some dick in the White House,
the rest of us just voted!

[courtesy of http://www.joke-around.com]

The Right Way, The Wrong Way, and The Army Way.

Here's something that only "tax-n-spend" Democrats could think up.

The Army demanded repayment from a soldier for his bloodied armor after he was wounded.

Read the AOL News article here.

Now, if only we could demand repayment from the U.N. for all the dues we've been paying them, after they blew it all on corruption and graft in the Iraqi "Oil For Food Program."

Wo Unto You, Scribes, Pharisees, and Kennedys!

Old Mr. Ted, or "rosy-nose" as my buddy likes to call him, has taken a hard stance agains the war in Iraq, insisting on maintaining a moral high-ground.

It seems to me that Ted Kennedy doesn't have much room to talk about what's "right."

Why, you may ask? Click the link for full details about

CHAPPAQUIDDICK

if anyone is in need of a reminder.

God Saved the Queen, But America Saved their A*@#%&.

An American sailor put some message bottles into the ocean off Long Island. One of the bottles was found and then answered by a snooty Brit, a certain Mr. Henry Biggelsworth of Bournemouth, in Dorset County, England.

Here's what Henry said: "I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on the beach by Poole Harbour. While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed of oceanic currents, I have another name for it, 'litter'. You Americans don't seem to be happy unless you are mucking about somewhere."

Well, Mr. Bigglesworth. So sorry that the beaches and meadows of France are "littered" with the bones of dead American soldiers who saved your ungrateful, rotten-toothed, umbrella twirling, Union Jack butt-wiping ASS, not once but TWICE within the same century.

(source: CBS NEWS)

any questions?

On Global Warming...

“There's a lot of differing data, but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.”

-- Dennis Miller

So This Guy Walks Into a Bar....

A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression?"
His friend scratches his head for a moment, then raises his hands and replies, "I give up!"
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Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
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Ad for a French rifle on sale at Ebay:
"Never been fired and it's been dropped only once."
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French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
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Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
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Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

Jokes brought to you courtesy of Burn This Flag, A* H*le!

IF PEARL HARBOR HAPPENED TODAY...

I wonder if she called out "amen!"

"Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson — or should we say the "very" good Reverend — is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's "Operation 'Push'." —Jon Stewart

"It gives new meaning to affirmative action. She said, 'Do you want some action?' He said, 'Affirmative.'" —Jay Leno, on Jesse Jackson's extramarital affair

Walter Komrade-kite and Hoofin-Mouth Disease

In recent remarks, Walter Cronkite stated he believed we should withdraw from Iraq "with honour," implying that our continued presence there is without honor. The only thing without honor is his continual opposition to the best interests of this nation. While terrorists are enemies abroad, Cronkite and his whining defeatism is an enemy at home, a traitor.

Cronkite goes further to state that Dan Rather was a "victim" in the phony document scandal that erupted just before he retired. The only thing Dan Rather was a victim of was his "lie at any cost" ethics in order to oppose our national interests.

Cronkite's pronouncement in 1968 that Vietnam was "unwinnable" was more than just a mere expression of opinion, it was a propoganda effort specifically intended to bring about opposition to our national security interests. We lost Vietnam because of traitors at home, not because of strategic failures in battle as he claims.

I nominate Cronkite to be an "honour-ary" recipient of the "Dixie-Chyks Memorial Boneheaded Media BigMouth" award. It's a tie between him, Peter "Canuck" Jennings, Dan "Blather," and Nightline's Ted "Kommie" Koppel.

My Enemy is My Teacher

So many of my conservative "comrades" are so busy intellectualizing the political process in the style of William F. Buckley, that they have no clue how to get their message actually ACROSS, the way liberals do.

Check out "The FreeWay Blogger", a liberal blogsite that shows the grassroots techniques of propagandizing that I wish conservatives would make more use of.

Another example of liberal ingenuity is flash mobs. So many conservatives are too stiff and patrician to resort to such human intimacy, yet the liberals are cleaning our clocks in the gut-level political awareness game. A friend of mine took risks by scrawling "Clinton sucks, Monica blows" in red ink on dollar bills, but that's as far as I've seen.

Friends, we need to take it to the streets. If you don't have the hearts and minds of the masses, you have nothing.

As If there Wasn't Enough In Real Life...

For those people who enjoy "hack-n-slash" movies, the recent release "Hostel" directed by Eli Roth is sure to please, with enough intense blood and gore to rival a Kansas slaughter-house in Autumn. The thing that really bothers me is that people fork over perfectly good money to revel in theatrical violence, when they can get real violence just as bloody for practically next to nothing.

If it's gore they're looking for, why not make a movie about the horrendous tortures enured by victims of Communism? Case in point: the Cambodian people under Pol Pot's regime. At the Toul Sleng Interrogation Center women, children, and even infants (!) were accused of treason against the state and beaten or tortured to death. Special techniques included fierce electric shock to the genitals, pulling out the fingernails, pouring hot molten rubber onto the breasts, tearing off the skin a piece at a time and throwing salt on the exposed muscles, and so on ad nauseum.

I DARE HOLLYWOOD -- I dare them to make movies that tell the truth about the brutalities and crimes against humanity committed by communist regimes across the world. I dare them to show it in full, bloody detail, if they're so interested in "hack-n-slash" movies.

Hollywood will never take me up on that dare.

Hollywood will never admit that they have had a love affair with Communism since the 1930's. While pampered writers were whining about "The Blacklist," innocent civilians and american soldiers suffered, bled, and died horrible deaths under Communism. Hollywood prefers to pump out drivel like "Hostel," rather than film the full truth.

They don't have the cajones.



Just to show I'm open minded, here's a link to a LIBERAL blog post that criticizes Republican policies on torture (rightly so, I'll even admit) but it makes my case for the atrocities at Tuol Sleng

Mom! There's Liberals Under My Bed!

Be the first in your party cell to get this humorous satire of liberal shenanigens.


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Soldier Still on Trial for Refusing Commie U.N. Beret

Clinton sent him to Macedonia for an illegal, non-congressionally sanctioned conflict. Clinton ordered him to wear the Blue Beret and answer to foreign officers. Our soldier said no.

CLICK HERE to get the full scoop.

Commie Ethics

Seems that the Mao-Lovers still can't handle dissent maturely like most other modern democratic nations, so they have to resort to Clinton-esque dirty tricks to smear their opponents and lock them away in a torture prison.

Here's the article: Hong Kong Dissident Scandal